it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
It's hard to take you serious when you're crying your eyes out wearing an adult sized onesie.
Come to wine Wednesday bro. We have a fog machine
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
PROFESSOR JUST TOOK A SHOT WITH US BEFORE CLASS. WELCOME TO THE LAST DAY OF FINALS.
Besides. I don't even really like sex because it feels great. I like it because for thirty minutes I own that guys ass.
if it doesnt flame it aint got game is a bad drinking motto eyebrow-wise.
eyebrows regrow, your balls dont
Life is so difficult sometimes. Can you imagine? Going through life, constantly creating boners everywhere you go.
Just watched my entire extended family eat salad out of the bowl i threw up in last night.
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
The last person that asked me out got pushed down an escalator
You need to get a passport so we can carry our bad decisions over the border
Don't send me pics of cunning dicks while I'm eating potato chips
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