there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
I woke up this morning under my fitted sheet and my legs through the sleeves of my sweater.
so I have this game called 14 beers left. and we both have to drink 7 before we leave
I just watched a blind kid buy from one of the vending machines on campus...guess there's nothing like a good surprise?
If we don't get kicked out of this hotel tonight for fucking too loud we're breaking up
Her life is proof that being a drunken slut will get you places.
This guy in a neck brace is ordering bottle service at the strip club. Not sure whether to applaud his commitment or scorn his addiction. It's a draw.
You were sitting on the filthy kitchen floor eating a packet of grated cheese, and you were crying because you couldn't find any cheese.. I'd say our party was a success.
Dude you missed it. This guy in the liquor store knocked over a whole display of 5 hour energy with his face.
One of my interns found me on Grindr. I'm really gonna make him earn the absurd amount of money I pay him.
I'm high and having a granola buffet this has got to be the healthiest I have ever been
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
The people above me are fucking to Miley Cyrus
can jess come too?
sure! but I don't have enough booze for the both of you.
she comes with her own booze, no worries.
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
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