he is naked. in. my. bed. happiest day. of my. LIFE.
So bad night, ended up beating off to porn and eating Keebler elf cookies.... at the same time :-(
Just got booted from water taxi for showing my balls to a security guard.
She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
My dad just questioned my drinking habits... Clearly he doesn't know what kind of college education he's paying for
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
today's the one month anniversary of me not giving anyone head. can you tell me you're proud
it's sad that this is a milestone
like the only thing i remember is bringing a piece of toast to the bar...
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
Last night you told me to stop being Martha Stewart and asked if I had Taco Bell in my house
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
We were fucking and his phone rang and it was his grandma. He just had a conversation with his grandma while fucking me from behind. Then his dad called and asked him what he wanted from taco bell.
I hooked up with a guy named Quan.. I literally hit the Quan
I don't just want drugs. I deserve drugs.
Verdict: uncircumcised.
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