I wanna eat
then frost
then eat your cupcake
She looked kinda like Mario Batali?
No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
I woke up with $100 in my pocket and I was so excited until I found an atm receipt for a $500 withdrawal. Not as exciting.
she said "i got this" and then fell on her face. within grabbing distance of the wall and her boyfriend
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
It's like god made him fantastic at oral to make up for what his mouth does the rest of the time.
I can not say for certain that I did not blow someone in the bathroom at the bar at some point.
I have tan lines from my nipple rings.
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
What's his name?? He crossfits 6 times a week, works in finance & is into the occasional felony class drug. His name is irrelevant in order to know if I wanna bone him again.
I knew it was all downhill from there when the straight vodka I was drinking tasted like water.
Goal: finish my bio assignment before the Xanax kicks in.
Randomize
