I just went through her cupboards. Eye patch and sword. nowhere near each other. different shelfs.
i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
Unfortunately, they didn't pull of their wake and bake plans. Instead, they waked and vomited like a half-retarded giraffe till everyone woke up.
We were drinking cognac with TAB. I felt like trailer park royalty.
how was last night?
i woke up with my hand stuck in a jam jar with my keys in the bottom and a dog licking peanut butter off my boobs. you tell me.
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
When we picked him up this morning the cop said that if they actually arrested every drunk American who pissed on cathedral doors, Spain wouldn't have any room for real prisoners.
I just want to be naked all the time but not in a sexual, come-hither and look at my ass sort of way. In a slightly chubby yet not ashamed way as I eat Taco Bell and lay on soft fuzzy blankets.
Id prob hit it, but i instagram edited her picture to make her look better. Ha. She should fuck me just for that.
It's like the first time your mom catches you masturbating. We both know what she saw. We're just not talking about it...
Just met my French neighbor. We watched a crow die together, so we're pretty tight.
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
Threesomes are not as fun as you'd think. I left with a black eye and I'm not sure who's to blame.
I can get something to clone your cock for $40. It's worth it. It's my birthday present to myself.
OMG I CAN GET A GLOW-IN-THE-DARK ONE
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
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