That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
I'm not 100% on this, but I'm pretty sure I just accidently talked my way into a threesome.
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
We all know tonight is going to end like every other night with you. drunk, pantless and confused. Dont try to switch things up.
You told me you aren't worried about the police that you've been training for this an that the last three months of your life have been devoted to building up your stun gun tolerance and pepper spray recovery time.
Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
Out of all the things you could eat off of my tits you choose lettuce? Thats so healthy. Yuck.
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
They were out of watermelon smirnoff, so we got you a fifth of 5 o'clock and an actual watermelon.
hotelroom bed is big enough to masturbate in, but small enough to not want to sleep in it after you've masturbated in it
There were no words. I got in his car, took my pants off, threw my shirt out the window, and got things started. After we were done I collected my clothes, gave him a kiss, and crept back into my house.
You're like the sex ninja. How doesn't he love you?!
I just saw a guy walking down the street without a shirt on and holding a samari sword....
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