it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
Pitchers of shots should be outlawed. I've puked more than i've breathed in the past half hour.
Oh you know, watching its always sunny and petting his cat and NOT fucking. I'm starting my whorefree 2012 resolution early.
I knew it was a good Wednesday night when I woke up tucked in to NOT my own bed with my beer helmet, an empty bottle of Jose, and a trash can placed in front of my face.. Happy 20th!
For the first time ever I'll be using my lunch break to pass out cold on my desk. We've gotta stop having these late night drinking things on Sundays
At least I look tastefully trashed. My nipples are hidden and I'm standing up.
Walked back to my room from the bus last night and all I see is 3 of my friends on the porch chugging whiskey and then throwing up in unison
Would it be weird if your parents sold me weed?
Being single/not living at home sucks. All I want is someone I can force to pick up my pizza for me so I don't have to talk to anyone.
Oh like it's the first time I've had a bowl of wine
Also we had sex while listening to fleetwood Mac on vinyl. Like the 70s called and told me to fuck off
Do not confuse my plans for being an adult though. I will ABSOLUTELY be practicing suturing, on my porch, while getting stoned.
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
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