Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
After walking in on us in the living room, he still insisted that he slept in my bed with me afterwards.
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
Walking in to my alcoholic Assessment meeting with a black eye = 40% awkward 60% awesome
Just thought i'd let you guys know that my dad was roofied at a lesbian bar last night...
If I was 5 years younger and single...
She STILL wouldn't fuck you.
Not much. Some creepy guy on Grindr thinks he knows who I am and where I live. So I sent him to that place with jockstraps and bacon. Hope he has fun.
His penis could choke an elephant. A baby elephant... But an elephant non the less.
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
I mean I made my therapist laugh so hard she cried....so yes, my life is literally a joke to everyone
Which one have i been cheating ON and which one have i been cheating WITH if i met them the same night & have been dividing time equally?
just woke up to an abnormally swollen ankle (broken, perhaps?) and a shirtless man with the most beautiful abs I've ever seen sleeping on my floor.
is your ankle ok??
WHY IS HE ON THE FLOOR. SINCE WHEN DOES BLACKOUT ME ALSO COCKBLOCK ME
I flushed a potato down the toilet so now we have to live in a hotel.
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