I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
pretty sure i remember announcing that i lost my virginity to that brad paisley song when it came on during power hour?
Yea went to the bars and he called me 2 hours later with random people saying he is at a place that i don't think exists
I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
Thats why you always identify the subtext of a blowjob before you accept it.
I'm not really into her personality. Not that we've ever looked for personality in women.
That's only a quality to look for in a second marriage.
Taking shots with an iv of fluids in, because I work tomorrow. That's responsibility. Employee of the month right here.
how does 'resolution to respect myself more' follow 'he fucks me really hard'?
i woke up to you and that girl going out onto the balcony naked
oh sorry man.. we went outside because we DIDN'T want to wake you
BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
I see your creepy poodle photo and raise you a shirtless elderly gentleman who looks like a yetti in cutoffs who may or may not have an ENORMOUS erection.
.... touche....
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
Simple revenge plan: break into his house and steal one shoe of every pair
And they're not making a turkey. My cousin was "hoping to shoot a bird this week"
I literally just ordered a gold medal online that is engraved with his name, "01.01.16", and "BEST SEX EVER"
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