I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
Best news ive heard all week. The cougars r coming! The cougars are coming!
I almost got runover on the sidewalk by a car but wen it got closer it was a crackhead walking with the whole front of a car... bumper, lights and all... I love New York.
two words: fractured penis. two more: emergency room.
Someones car got stolen, everyone is yelling, and im drunk just sayin yeah buddy over and over again
Well I put her head right through the headboard. Thank god the room was under her name.
Sometimes I wonder how you ever made friends then I remember it's because you blew your way to semi-relevance
Your engaged. Stop telling guys you will sit on their face. They don't always know your kidding.
He just asked me if he's allowed to flirt with me. That's how whipped he is.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
Ok how about tonight me and you get laid together. Same girl. Then she signs our dicks.
As weird as it sounds I would totally be down
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
The old guy next door tried to get me to go to his apartment for shots formoonshine. =-0
If that weren't so sketchy I would encourage it
Yeah it was almost as sketchy as a white panel van pulling up offering candy
No one likes wet exercise unless it's vigorous sex in the shower
I'm just trying to win a butt plug dude
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