Nothing gets me like the O.C. theme song does.
I wish I was a guy so I could jack myself off anytime I wanted to
Apparently we had sex last night, and then I made him drive me to the beach so I could puke in the ocean.
oh god was she eating orange peels again
She was telling me which girls she thought I should fuck or not at the bar. Why can't all one night stands be that cool after?
I was just stopped at a stop sign waiting for the moon to turn green.
You force fed me chocolate chips and avocados for 3 hours and kept asking me about my trip to sweden when I was 4.
You stared at the ground for like 20 minutes willing yourself to get sober
After last night I think its official. Deep down, we like alcohol more than we like women.
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
Bruise count after new years, 7. 2018 is looking up.
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
Someone signed my nipple.
I'm at home 4 xanax deep watching She's all that.. no I don't want to go out. The couch is eating me.
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
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