Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
We took shots in honor of Shark Week.
at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
he was dropping me off and i told him i had to go to the bathroom and i leaned into kiss him and he asked how i went to the bathroom with a tampon up there... he was amazed that their was a third hole...and wanted me to show him where it was
Instead of just putting in it he asked "will you do the honors?" it was the cutest thing I had ever heard before sex.
He has crabs, not bed bugs. I recommend incoporating a clinic on this mornings walk of shame route.
Emily is drunk. We're coming to see you at work and we're bringing jello shots for you.
He was the only guy who ever made me cry..
Who, the park ranger who made you dump out your beer on the beach?
New life rule, no banging opera singers. I might be a little deaf now
You had your shirt off checking IDs at the door and you don't even work there
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
It's official. Those are now your come fuck me flipflops
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
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