Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
god help us all. i just saw an infant wearing a onesie that said "i don't know who my daddy is"
I just spent twenty minutes with brandons dad explaining why head isnt typically considered sex...can we say awkward?
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
i was picked up off the floor by a stripper, if thats not a new life low then i dont know what is.
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
He knows as soon as he hits chameleon eye status drunk, he is guaranteed to piss the bed we NEED to push him there
He's cute when he's drunk, too. Also he tried to fight my door...
I'm watching intervention which is getting me psyched for your birthday. Is that wrong?
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
I settled on "Merry Christmas! Btw you may have chlamydia". I thought a nice holiday greeting would soften the blow
Kelly and I just had sex, and you didn't call or text to interrupt, are you alive? We are both concerned.
Yeah I was just reminiscing about that time a seagull shit on your head at the beach
We were driving past a farm when he screamed at me to stop the car, then he jumped out and tried to ride a cow.
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