she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
the facebook you made of my ass has 10 times more friends than i do.
i flashed his best friends last night
you always were good at making good first impressions
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
Omg 230 lb butch lesbian with a mustache grabbed my dick. I need an adult
Next time he asks to wax your nipple while you're passed out I promise I'll be sober enough to intervene.
holy shit i just had sex in a phone booth i so feel young again
Isn't it my whole life blown into this perfect spoon shaped piece of melted and artificially colored sand?
Wow.
Getting drunk in an Applebee's pray for me
Lord god protect this child
He's still short.... And probably a douchebag. But if we ever run into him downtown I fully encourage you to take him home and have "I hate you douchebag" sex and lick every inch of that disgustingly toned chest.
falling asleep on a hardwood floor changes a person
I was trying to type "I just want you naked" and it put "I just want you baked"
He told us when he was 10 he started shoving bars of soap up his ass for pleasure so i winked at him
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