If she catches me sniffing the seat of her office chair again, she's either going to fire me or fuck me
So I woke up today with someone's door knob in my pocket. I hope everbody else got out of the house ok.
letting you know, as a good neighbor, that when your windows open and your shade is up we can hear and see you dancing naked to money maker... nice boobs
i want the original willy wonka imagination song to come on when i take a girl to my room
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
WHY IN THE FUCK DID YOU LET ME DRUNK PUNCH STEVE? HE IS SUCH A NICE GUY!
One of my life goals was never to see an uncircumcised dick. I guess that's out the window now.
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
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