STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
we made malted milkshakes. malt as in malt liqour.
I am kinda proud of you, its like seeing my slutty baby take its first step
I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
That's like the cock version of a mortal kombat fatality.
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
She put a shot in my mouth and then hit me with a pillow..
He gives me the same feeling I get when someone puts a margarita or German chocolate cake in front of me
ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS FOR YOU TO SHUT THE FUCK UP FOR ONCE
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
When you're as high as I am right now brushing your teeth is both magical and fucking terrifying
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