please stop taking shits in my toilet and leaving them there.
My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
Nothing gets me like the O.C. theme song does.
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
Obama just said the words "we're all in this together." I wanted to start singing high school musical
I was in the bathroom throwing up...when I walked out he was sitting there watching porn and jacking off. He said, "Sounded like you were gonna be in there for a while."
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
High water is the most godliest tasting water in the world.
Vodka drinking games. Where you wake up next to a douche lord and see your thong in the blinds.
Y'all best leave this "I can only have a couple drinks" shit at the door. U don't drive to Yukon to have a shot. I'm getting u fuckers drunk.
This is even better than the wine from my laundry basket
Just bought 2 liters of wine and frozen waffles for dinner. Is this 30?
Randomize
