hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
pics
no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
At a strip club after monster truck rally. You should be here
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
My dad just told the waiter to keep the pitchers coming until someone passes out.
And the best part is that she's coming home to find that I completely shaved her dog.
i woke up next to a ladle and a packet of chocolate biscuits that my face had melted into one giant biscuit.
To drunk to make oatmeal. I'm pouring it into my mouth and gargling it with beer. Ive made maple brown sugar bud light
I tried to convince the Lobo Card people to take my pic with my sunglasses on because I will probably always be this hungover.
somehow he and i always have our deepest conversations after phone sex.
You just kept walking around in a circle saying "well played 6th street well played" before falling over.
If you find my purse on your yacht please call me - girl you slept with after yacht party
Got drunk in Atlantic City Flagged down some guy with two wrapped tampons like road flares for a cigarette.
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
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