Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
my text book just quoted the cookie monster
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
After I threw him out he walked down the street peeing in stride. I almost wanted to let him back in.
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
I'm going to need your assistance. I cannot walk back to the house in a bear costume.
They make twin pack pregnancy tests for girls like us
I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
After he finished he sang his college fight song like it was some victory
Successfully put eye drops in while driving with my glasses on. Stoner level: expert
I got sprayed in the face with titty milk and I'm still so traumatized
Dude I think the cat just licked the coke plate
I just wiped cum off my face with baby wipes... #momlife
I'm noticing I drink less and do fewer lines when I do both together.
Now that's what I call smart money management.
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