Buhtt sex?
Balls are like the throw pillows of the penis
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
you kept yelling at her to "show me your genitals" until the bouncers told us to leave...at which point you showed them YOUR genitals...
please don't ever take me to a strip club again...
I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
Did we both pass out talking about cake last night?
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
You chucked an empty vodka bottle against the wall and yelled "Everyone calm the fuck down, it's just the cops." After 10 seconds of silence I looked over and saw you pissing their fountain.
I've been called an asshole for a lot of things in my life, but I never thought it would be because of potatoes
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
Started my day with puking in a trash can.... Its gonna be a beautiful day
Well, I woke up on a roll-away, with a knot in the back of my head and penis confetti stuck to me. Also, I apparently literally gave the shirt off my back right before I passed out, so I was topless. Vegas won this trip.
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
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