the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
i had to wake up at 4 am to do my laundry because I was afraid if I saw people in the laundry room they would judge me by the amount of clothes I had covered in vomit from syllabus week
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
The bellhop gave us weed in our keycard envelop. We went down to tip him and he apparently never gets that so he just gave us more weed. Kentucky is strange
I had to wash my hair with conditioner because my sister got hammered and gave the dog a 3am sprinkler bath with my shampoo.
I literally got so drunk last night, I texted myself "porpoises" and that was it. I have no recollection of this.
Is it counter productive to ride on my exercise bike with a cocktail in hand?
HOLY SHIT. I JUST FOUND OUT THAT THE KARL/RORY BASEBALL FIGHT THAT RORY LOST WAS 2 YEARS AGO TODAY. RIP KARL'S DICK.
I did my patriotic duty. I woke up next to a veteran this morning.
he just fucked me for my cheese.
Did your grand seduction include learning to play careless whisper on a kazoo or was that just a hobby
I dunno about you, but I consider getting eaten out on the porch of a houseboat in -30c in a bridesmaids dress a northern right of passage
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