U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
Not only is chick snoring like a 48 year old man but she's farting in rhythm
Is it just me or do I always seem to have cum in my bellybutton?
I told my boyfriend my favorite food was strawberry poptarts, now my email inbox is getting spammed with nude pics of him with his dick in a poptart box..
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
im using the astroglide sample u sent me as a bookmark for the book im using to write my midterm paper. i need to get laid. bad.
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
eating kraft dinner with my face. no forks.
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
Faking my way through an entire party as a British exchange student. Wish me luck.
It was like I was playing the clarinet on his penis. And I just kept saying I'm sorry.
They shouted last call and the guy next to me and I looked each other up and down and went in unison "yup, you'll do"
Remember the bouncer that knocked out Dave and Sam? Apparently his day job is a florist. Uppercut and fresh cut in one package.
The best part of last night is not remembering half of it
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