He looks like Jesus, if Jesus had let himself go.
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
He invited you over for Super Sexy Saturday and Cosmos... I'm pretty sure that's gay
All I know is that we apparently made a drink we named The Single Girl which is rum, vodka, grain alcohol, and sprite and rolled around in the backyard.
I tried to show my boob for free volcano tacos at taco bell last night. Not boobs. Just boob. The manager wasn't allowing it.
I'm glad they extended train service last night. People crying, screaming, throwing up, fighting and peeing themselves on a train made me feel like I've got my shit together.
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
A 74 year old man offered to let me sleep on his pull out couch last night.
I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
Your vagina felt like having sex with thanksgiving mashed potatoes. The best kind of mashed potatoes
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
Who wakes up at 9 and says "let me send a pic of my dick to my ex gf"
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