awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
stuffed animals make me feel really maternal.
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
bottle of wine in one hand cigar in the other. 5 am. topless on our fire escape. and she cleaned our bathroom... i like his new girlfriend.
I just headbutted my cat because he was trying to eat my bacon.
Homeboy was juggling while taking bong rips. Of course he got laid.
Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
During your work shift I was either: a) stoned. b) high. c)stoned. or d) high.
I was afraid she wouldn't be able keep up but I woke up in a bathtub, she called me a pussy and made me pancakes.
My nose was gushing blood and he just kept screaming "she took it like a champ" to everyone there. Plus side though, bartender felt bad for me and gave me a free drink.
I told him about the time I blacked out and shit myself and he still wanted to have sex with me that night. Feeling pretty optimistic about where this fling is going.
Think I was still drunk when I woke up cause I went and bought a mandolin
all i'm saying is don't blame me if your purses are filled with whoppers
are we talking malt balls or BK?
Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??
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