I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
All I know is that if a letter starts with "I'm aware you jerked off in the bathroom last night," I don't want to finish reading it.
You should have seen her, she looked like a skinny Jabba The Hutt
That literally makes no sense
Exactly
Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
I don't think you should be sorry for such memorable sex that I yell your name when you aren't around.
you were so blacked last night that you jumped in the lake fully clothed, then just went back to the bar and walked around like you weren't soaking wet.
I had a dream that my roommate walked in on me masturbating and I hissed "I'm not stopping this orgasm train for the likes of you" and just kept going
did I ever tell you about my gay jesus theory?
she made me cum so hard I dislocated my jaw. I'm keeping her
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
what do you mean he's functionally heterosexual
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
The party pretty much ended once she shit on the couch
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