Saw a guy smoking a cig holding it with a fork and driving WTF?
all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
Somehow I feel more guilty using her razor then I do having sex with her boyfriend...
4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.
We just leapfrogged all the way to the bar.
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
WE'RE FINALLY ADMITTING THAT WE DESPERATELY WANT TO SCREW EACH OTHER. THIS IS WHAT PROGRESS FEELS
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
No more. You can't have nice things, and vodka is a nice thing.
But I REALLY want to hide my crazy for as long as possible with him so he'll date me.
i was on the fire escape while he ate me out for a while before i realized he had shut the door behind us and locked us out and i proceeded to climb down the stairs and climb back into the party through the window.
i can only hope to be on your level one day.
My husband gave me a key to his house. I thinks this means we're getting kinda serious.
HE LEFT ME THE DAY AFTER I LET HIM PEE ON ME. If you date him after that, I'll leave the fucking PLANET.
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
I would never blame a unicorn for anything.....how dare you
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