So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
Your doorknob is in my back seat, in case you were looking for it.
hey give me heads up if you're feeling vulnerable tomorrow night
Aparently i was the only guy at her parents bbq throwing up in the pool so Im the asshole right...
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
You were my sober police. You had one job and you failed miserably.
I'm a corrupt cop.
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
The condition was that I had to eat her out to Beethoven
Yesterday you said I was the best.
No. I said you DID your best. There's a huge difference.
Just set myself on fire a little bit. Made me think of you.
You were drinking whiskey from a beer bottle i dont know what you really expected...
Turns out both me and my grandpa have a guilty pleasure for South American men.
He unofficially told me he deleted his tinder because of me. I think that’s a pretty romantic gesture in 2018
Just sent a nude with the caption "seasons greetings from our family to yours"
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