wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
but the lizard people decide everything anyway
Wtf. Who made this Big Mac, Helen Keller?
My mother just asked me if i ever swallow the goods...should i be concerned?
it is 7:54 and i am surrounded by drunk old people. drunk enough that my grandmother and her friend just compared boobs. as in, shirts off, bras coming down. save me.
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
We probably shouldn't have forced that guys cat to drink the grey goose while we were doing lines in his bathroom
You are the only one who would stop a bum, tell him to open up, then pour straight vodka in his mouth. You made his year.
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
I almost itched my nose with the lit end of a cigarette. Help.
HEY. That drawer full of booze in my dorm room also has aspirin and Tums in it. So don't tell me I don't care about health.
Still slightly drunk, sitting in Hyde park village. Two small children are dancing and singing "call me maybe" on the fountain in front of me. Am I hallucinating?
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
Really though. It's your life, live it how you want
And I do mostly. Which is why I'm now drunk in my room writing erotica
Don’t judge me
Some of us don’t have access to dick on a constant basis
Randomize
