i just puked in front of my entire floor a girl on crutches asked iof i needed help hahaaa fuck ima damn fool
I ate a lot of your sunchips. I mean a lot. Like 4 to 5 bags.
He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
We always say that. And then its 4am and someone is screaming at strippers.
i was able to set 4 alarms to make sure i woke up in time for class but i couldnt take the open beer out of my pocket before i did cartwheels down the hall...
I'm a big fan of your penis but I will not sit through an animated movie dedicated to it.
It's only 10 in the morning...josh is already on the way to the ER for trying to shotgun a beer with a sparklers sticking out of it on fire.
True. I'd rather snort cocaine off a homeless guy then work on the weekend...Actually that may not be that bad.
I'm watching intervention which is getting me psyched for your birthday. Is that wrong?
All i've had today is coffee and ketchup packets. I need a job like yesterday.
Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
Do you have any need for a scary clown mask?
She did what?
Who. The correct term is she did who.
Did you see him? The correct term is definitely what.
And the last thing I remember was you in the bed with the german guy screaming "wrong hole" I laughed n passed out
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