Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
you said youd get me home safely, you dropped me off at 9:30 last night and i just woke up on my porch.
that last vodka shot was definitely the straw that broke the camels alcohol tolerance level
I made out with him with my retainers in. My drunken hook-ups get lazier and lazier.
everyone thought he was too sick to make it, but he showed up. Ten minutes in and he's doing vodka shots with nyquil chasers
trading diseases for a hangover? that's either a really good decision or a really, really bad one. we'll find out if he wakes up tomorrow
Boobs speak an international language.
I'd like to believe that in some alternate universe we are living this wonderful lesbian life together..
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
I've officially slept with/dated two guys that have gotten tased. What the fuck is wrong with me
I think i should either cut my hair or buy a dildo.
well my apartment and my life are still a disaster but I did clean off my desk so that's gotta count for something...
How far are you from my house? Do I have time to masturbate before you get here?
I ripped my favorite bra in half last night while I was undressing in a drunken rage.
What was the rage all about?
He wouldn't stop to let me get McDonald's french fries.
he broke off the kiss to ask "can I grab your boob?" like props for asking for clear and concise consent but there HAS to be a sexier way to do it
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