Guess what? I had way too much to drink today. I'm properly wasted. Doing chores and playing video games while drunk. It's the nexus of stupidity and responsibility.
I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
She was lying in bed moaning while eating a Snickers and masturbating.
The woman in front of me has a completely clear purse. I can see everything. It's ballsy because her vagisil is on display.
the pharmacist hit on me as i picked up my herpes medecine. i think we found a winner.
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
i think i made a good impression on his friends wen i survived 55 cup beer pong
4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.
I'm glad you have such faith in my ability to find the worst situations with my vagina.
hey if you're going to the hospital do you wanna pick me up a taco on your way back
FINALLY GOT MY TENTH DICK. PARTY FOREVER
I thought you were dead but then you asked me if your tits looked good. They did.
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
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