so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
so when she was in the shower, I took a pic of my dick with her phone and sent it to her brother saying, this just fucked your sister
i just discovered how you can fold down the cardboard sleeve on a hot pocket. Life just got a whole lot easier.
of course. lets lasso hookers.
My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
To drunk to make oatmeal. I'm pouring it into my mouth and gargling it with beer. Ive made maple brown sugar bud light
you said you wanted to feel how much my penis weighed for educational purposes
She gets me. First thing she said this morning "I'll buy breakfast if you can tell me my name."
If taco bell and midol can't fix her, she's in gods hands now.
For the record, rock bottom is where you start crying during porn because your ex used to slap your ass like that.. Continue on with your day now.
GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
Wait what do you mean I BOUGHT A FUCKING HORSE LAST NIGHT?!?!
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