Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
Y do pigs give u trufles on farmville? I WANT BACON YOU FUCKING PIG!
ever had your bank call you to verify the 4 seperate bar transactions from the night before? I have
i'm in workout clothes. this is progress.
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
At the time, making out with dudes for keg money seemed like a genius idea. Now I realize it was borderline prostitution.
My roomate asked me why she found condoms in the pringles container. I don't know what to tell her
The fact that he just came out makes his Lent commitment to give up gay sex so much more meaningful now.
Alright, deal. Settling two drug deals before noon is what I call a productive day. I'm not even gonna go to math, I've practiced enough numbers for the day.
My going away gift was all of them dancing around with solo cups on their dick and balls...these are my friends
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
Im gonna get home and destroy this bag of chicken nuggets with my soul.
I was just drinking but now I'm drinking and chasing with red bull. I call this "getting ready for work"
on the bright side i found your panties and the lid to the nutella
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