yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
they have a walk of shame score keeper on their fridge. I marked my tally for him on my way out..
is this the sara with the beer cane?
the ceiling is raining jello shotss
at least the cop wrote "happy birthday" on the ticket.
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
I'm just planning on experiencing Disney as adult style as it gets. Drinking bloody mary's at dawn and telling all the kids waiting in lines how badly their future sucks and that Santa isn't real.
I was trying to chase her off the carpet, but now there are figure-eights of cat vomit. everywhere
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
Just in case the world ends tomorrow, I have an emergency contact group of booty calls I can send a quick "let's fuck" to before I die.
The guy next to me on the bus has one hole in his jeans that has over 20 mini dicks drawn on his leg. Classic.
I did a line off of, and then danced on top of a table older than this country.
Harvard is great.
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
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