I'm bringing in a picture of a stranger on facebook to get my haircut. I have reached a new level of creepy.
You were running around with scissors offering people free haircuts.
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
I am coping with the snow storm with beer and shots of jack. If I were outside in shorts I might be able to pass as a Canadian.
sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
I'm not into beards but apparently my vagina is.
The moment when you and your BFF compare frequently used emojis and realize you have similar mental disorders and a really weak alibi.
Are you playing pokemon in the dark and sexting? I can't be mad at that.
I had to google some of the kinky sex shit she was telling me she was into.
If that is not a reason to propose to her then I don't know what is
This is why you have to watch more Zombie movies- to prepare for End Times...
The best thing about last night is when drunk Lauren asked cop if she could smoke a joint in front of him. And next thing I remember she’s smoking weed with a cop. How awesome is that.
I’ll always remember that day you sent me that random nude on accident lmao changed my life
I know her cup size but not her name....
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