I want my own midget army. I think I would be a good midget army leader.
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
Awesome morning. I just met my boyfriend's wife, should I have shaken her hand or was the hug a tad over the top?
HOW DID YOU END UP IN THE BATHROOM WITH A DANCER AFTER 12 MINUTES?
Do not buy whiskey under any circumstances. There should be a UN sanctioned buffer zone between me and Seagrams.
She ended up puking in the bathroom. But she's a good drunk... i told her to stay in there so i could dance til the club closed. She was still in the stall an hour later.
We jumped on a random trolley because total strangers offered us free vodka. We're not even on the route map as far as I can tell. I see now how those people died in "Hostel"... we deserve whatever happens to us tonight.
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
On a not really funny at all but kinda brighter note I've gotten really good at texting in hand cuffs
I sat on the bathroom floor yelling "hell hath no fury!" for about 20 minutes.
It's definitely revenge time.
Well that's what you get for messing around with her vagina. I told you it was a fickle and insatiable creature.
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
I mean, if you want to light yourself on fire for maximum accuracy, far be it from me to stop you
She said my mask was creepy, took it off with her teeth, and proceeded to bite my neck. I love vampires.
He woke up from being passed out on the couch mumbled something that sounded like "Taco" then proceeded to the bathroom only to pass out again, I think we need to learn how to party like him!
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