is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
I just saw the host of Singled Out do standup. Holy shit 1995.
I used a physics textbook to prop her up so she wouldn't choke on her vomit...see I have learned something from statics class.
that wasn't rum that I poured down your throat while you were sleeping
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
Blah blah blah. Just come home and put a baby in me.
Don't even start with me. You know damn well if you walked into a bathroom with two girls naked in the shower you would stay too. Regardless how drunk I was or whether or not you were my ride.
you gave a quesadilla a blow job with sour cream at Denny's.
Give me a minute. I'm trying to buy moonshine from a railroad worker named "Cowboy."
if i don't get grease into my system pronto i will undoubtedly die
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
I'm going to make you a sign to put on your penis to ward others off
My yoga ball is now going to be used for actual exercise instead of somewhere to suction cup a dildo
i showed up really high and was trying to not be,so in order to not seem high, i got plastered
Your mom has reinvented the use of a ping pong ball.
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