that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
I'm getting very mixed reviews. One friend told me to stop drinking bc the last 3 times he's heard from me I've either peed my pants, been throwing up, or people have been having sex beside me.
Strangely enough I'm encouraging you to keep drinking for all the same reasons.
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
The cops busted down the door and everyone ran. I was just trying to find my shirt before I got arrested
So much rum. So many feels.
Dear God, please let me get my period. And if this one is fiercer than usual I completely understand.
I finally broke my dry spell. I did it. D-do-da-Dora.
I'll just tell you, some how when we were having sex on Friday my collarbone got fractured.
I wanted to buy shoes but nothing fit. So i'm getting a vibrator.
Apparently today is power bottom appreciation day
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
just turned another straight guy gay. Goddamn the church must hate me
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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