hey can i play with your boom stick tonite? I'll let you shoot the love of jesus in my face.
come over
So the guy sitting next to me is watching dungeons and dragons on youtube. I didnt realize you could get more pathetic than actually playing the game.
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
What bar did i puke in last night
by bar you must mean bars and by in you must mean on
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
I woke up half naked on the floor next to his bed, and his cat was staring at me like it had seen everything that i myself don't remember..
Still slightly drunk, sitting in Hyde park village. Two small children are dancing and singing "call me maybe" on the fountain in front of me. Am I hallucinating?
All I'm saying is that if he knows his wife walks around naked during the day, he shouldn't bring a friend home for lunch and show up unannounced.
He fucked me so well and hard that the couch slid into the Christmas tree. I had to pull branches out of my hair.
Mike Pence got the fuck boy eyes though
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
I don't know. Seeing the vagina stretched out beyond normal proportions is like watching your favorite superhero die.
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