the cure to his relationship is in or around my vagina.
Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
and then i signed some dudes back with a turkey hand print in honor of thanksgiving
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
He saved you from those guys at the club, took you home, and made you breakfast. If this isn't your come to Jesus moment IDK what is.
Sometimes i think i need to stop drinking because i can't afford losing so many panties anymore
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
I appreciate that you take the time to fix your typos even while masturbating
I just sent a dick pic to a number on Craigslist, this may be my new low
I DONT HAVE A FUCKING JOB RIGHT NOW. DO YOU THINK I HAVE TIME TO WASTE GOING BACK AND FORTH WITH SOMEONE WHOS LYING, ABOUT LYING, AND JUST BEING A LIAR? HONESTLY, YES I DO HAVE TIME. BUT I HAVE A FUCKING LOT BETTER THINGS I COULD BE WASTING MY TIME DOING. LIKE ORGANIZING MY POKEMON CARD COLLECTION.
I still have to bake cookies and shave my legs so Mike can have MILF & cookies when he gets home.
There is blood all over my sheets and no discernible source.
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