Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
Her dad smelled like someone lit a fart and burned their ass hairs.
you made your cat watch a peta video with you, so you could show it how just how good its life is
I knew shit got real when the pinapple was gone and people were just passing around the core and gnawing on it.
I didn't know what to do with her so I just tied her to a bench.
I'm sweating so much right now i look like Whitney Houston
apparently we spent 30 minutes inside that big Nike store turning all of their Duke gear inside out. for some reason the employees didn't stop us.
Ohhh. Its been awhile. Vending machine hotel condoms are $15 here who can afford to not get herpes?
We can see it once so I can see the whole movie, then I'll go see it with him so I know when the boring parts are and I can have sex with him during those parts
She's barefoot and topless screaming "HERE KITTY-KITTY" at a stray cat in the ditch on the side of the highway. How do I get her back in the car?
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
This guy is clearly nuts his idea of a hangover cure is a six pack poured into a camelpack then hiking 3 miles with a weighted vest. He said "learned it in the army i guess drink beer beat the heat"
She leaned in close to me, made eye contact, and seriously whispered "I will eat your soul with bacon bits." I want whatever drug she was on.
I'm watching the World Cup in bed naked with john and our USA flag aviator glasses. Can you say America?
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
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