If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
i just unintentionally masturbated to my own facebook picture
There is a guy standing at my bar right now wearing an affliction SUIT. I can't wait on him.
..and then spiked the maple syrup at iHop
im eating kix cereal and taking shots by myself. please come hang out with me. im desperate
every time i recognize a doctor or patient at the hospital on this rotation, i just pray it's not from my blackout saturday makeout slut moments...professionalism shouldn't count on weekends
The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
Walked girl from last night to car as gf was driving up. Got slow clap from neighbors.
Be proud. You give fat lesbians everywhere shower-nozzle worthy material for weeks on end.
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
You were my sober police. You had one job and you failed miserably.
I'm a corrupt cop.
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
He also has scotch. LOTS AND LOTS of scotch. I think you'd like him!
That is always a wonderful personality trait!
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
She rode me wearing nothing but a Santa hat. Merriest fucking Christmas!
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