Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
There was a lot of him and a little penis
i left him drunk and in the fetal postion in the shower.
was the water running?
yeah but he said he knows how to swim
just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
She sucked my dick when I had a concussion. It was the coolest feeling ever but the doctor said it was a bad idea. He's obviously gay.
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
Congratulations, you are no longer the only person who has watched me drunkenly pee on their furniture.
Best part of being a cop: When I showed up at Thanksgiving with stitches in my head I could tell them I was "protecting and serving" not "drinking and falling down". Career validated.
YOUR BALLS CAME OUT. DONT CALL ME A SHITSHOW.
we came into the house to find you doing shots by your self and when we told you to stop you locked yourself in the bathroom...
did I at least say anything...
you meowed at us and said you're a cat and cats drink for a living
my entire left arm went numb
you need to get that checked to make sure you're not wired to have strokes instead of orgasms
My gynecologist just said "don't worry, this won't be as hard as…well…" A FUCKING SEX JOKE NO
How long have I been using my debit card as a coaster?
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