Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
Get dressed up for her? please, I could shit my pants and she would still blow me
and i looked up. we had an audience...
Tell us when you see the semi truck on fire.
She said she was an education major and you replied with "oh I'm taking a semester off too". And we never saw her again...
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
I gotta say, I do way better with the ladies than I do the men. So if it turns out being gay is a choice, then I'm going to go ahead and choose it.
Should I take a fireball shot or brush my teeth?
Sigh. I'll find the right guy one day.
Prince charming is right around the corner and will be freaky as shit!
I guess I just don't understand how the two main issues with your ex involve a cock ring and a Christmas tree
I just want somebody who'll randomly bring me pizza and lovingly squeeze my butt. Is there a dating app for that, do you think?
I've never had to kick an employee out of bed to go to work before.
He was out clubbing with his SON. WHY did you let me KISS HIM? Also WHERE WAS HIS SON?!
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
I’ll call you later. There’s a jilted trophy wife looking for a revenge fuck at my door
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