I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
When I meet a new girl, I'm terrified of mentioning something she hasn't already told me but that I have learned from some light internet stalking.
I don't know why girls would even talk to someone as drunk as I was.
I have eleven tally marks and an infinity sign drawn on my wrist in permanent marker. Senior bar crawl stole my liver.
Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
Anderson Cooper just came out.
Crying tears of glitter and rainbows right now. Gonna decorate my dildo like My Little Pony in his honor.
Like, what's the customary waiting period to hookup with your newly single ex that you never stopped hooking up with?
I'm sure it's not the worst thing to ever come out of my ass
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
Stoned, and eating Doritos, and reading about lesbians for class. This is the life.
Would seriously like to slash his tires but then I feel like I'd have to deal with him longer.
Congrats. You made me have an orgasm in Starbucks.
No, you are in the clear. The police officer finally just said "I give up" and walked away.
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
Randomize
