that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
Omg. The strippers are having a batman vs spiderman showdown. Both on stage. Genius.
i just won "most creative" category in the condom contest in human sexuality by licking it onto a cucumber. my feedback forms included three phone numbers, one with a Magnum XL taped to it
So I was about the only one NOT pregaming or stoned at my aunt's funeral... Maybe thats why I'm the black sheep.
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
Will that be creepy to wake him up at midnight with my tongue all over his body??
He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
I'm at the bar, forgot my pants. Everyone's over reacting
Had a turkey baster with clean pee in it in my pants to pass a drug test, and the bottom fell off, so yeah I'm pretty pissed.
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
So red wine goes with eggs, right? Because that's all I have in the house to cook and the drinking options are either wine or scotch
You are not the cause of late onset lesbianism.
To be clear you just said "I'll give you a baby" as a sext?
Was make out with a 38 year old lesbian on our bucket list? if it was you can go ahead and cross that one off.
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