Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
Went home with a 29 year old from the bar. Life lesson: 9 year olds stay up late sometimes
she danced around my room naked waving around the gold trojan magnum condoms singing "i have the golden ticket."
little did she know i was taping her the whole time.
You know you're on day 1 of your period when the new mcdonalds commercial makes you cry
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
I dreamt of sea otters and your boobs. My two favorite things.
Finally met a man who appreciates my beer pong skills, definitely a keeper for the weekend
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
I need to immerse myself in a tub of peroxide to kill whatever traces of him are on me.
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
1 fuck you 2 fuck her 3 ur forgiven 4 im breaking up with her
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