i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
dude, despite what happened last night, I'm not gay
You're pretty and everything..but you aren't worth the DUI
it's a gatorade, cheez its, and regret kind of morning....
I wish you could see how much hot sauce and broken glass are in our apartment right now.
She just tried to talk over a fart. The fart was way longer than the sentence she originally wanted to say so she just added gibberish to the end. Gross
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
Now accepting any stories about my adventures last night, in particular why my knuckles are bleeding.
You know you're too high when you find yourself crying at " hand in my pocket" by Alanis Morissette because it's "just TOO REAL"
I woke up with sticky red stuff all over my sheets, face, and chest. Apparently after I blacked out I thought eating ribs in bed was a good idea
He’s perfect! He listens to Genesis during sex and has a VW bus!
You really are from the panhandle, aren’t you?
He may be a manwhore, but he’s a very well endowed manwhore
That’s an important feature when it comes to a manwhore
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