Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.
i just wanna lock my vagina in a safe filled with bandaids and healthy things
Your my favorite hello and hardest goodbye.
And I especially mean that last part, half the time you pass out somewhere and it is impossible to get you to leave.
I can't remember much about walking home last night. I think I kicked a dog.
Wait, is this the kid that tried catching a bat in your backyard with a flashlight and a ball of tin foil?
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
I heard you shushing me, but my screaming orgasm drowned it out.
I'm drinking and making muffins and I believe this is why God put us on earth.
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
Okay... I just said "preach it" to the pokemon theme song. I'm hammered.
He called me saying he got nice rims for his car so now we can fuck in style
Bringing my mom Taco Bell and weed. I'm such a good daughter
Homeboy just asked me to strip for him. He should not be this horny and allowed to be in Vegas with his kid.
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
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