I just found out she jerks off to lesbian porn too honest to god
you wouldn't believe how perfect a match this is its scary
You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
Dude, Her having kids just means she puts out.
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
He drunk dialed T-Mobile at 3am and talked to them for 45 minutes and got his phone bill lowered from $80 to $60... Best drunk dial ever.
We just got really drunk and bought toilet paper. Successful Monday.
It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
APPARENTLY giving your friend one of your shoes so that you avoid the no shoes no service rule makes you drunk...
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
no, forget the keg and come see this. prego pants here is dunking chicken nuggets into pudding and crying over a cat show on animal planet.
FUCK BUDDYS DON'T HOLD HANDS. NO EXCEPTIONS.
My god this is going to ruin whatever Vegas left of our souls...
I can't. I think his penis is about to take out a restraining order against me.
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